And in this corner...

My little lady loves wrestling. Not just jumping and rollicking. Instead I am talking full on body slams, knee drops, Standing moonsaults, Stink Faces, and Bionic elbows. She is currently the reigning World Toddler Champion having just defeated Black Howard the Ferocious Feline, TK the Golden K9, and Former Heavyweight Champion Daddy O’ Daddy in a winner take all cage match royal rumble. Where her enthusiasm for the sport comes from I haven’t got a clue because I haven’t watched wrestling since my law school days. I feel sorry for any boy that challenges her in the future. I can picture that poor boy now being humiliated into submission and then being forced to wear her dress and pigtails!